You know you're a mom...

You know you're a mom (of boys) when... you lay down in bed and get stabbed by a "cachow" car... or  any other toy, really.

You know you're a mom when... You find a pacifier in your pocket on date night or girls' night out.

You know you're a mom when... You notice spit up in your hair in the middle of your work day... or boogers wiped on your pants at toddler level.

You know you're a mom when... you realize you have mis-matched shoes/socks/earrings on half way through your day.

You know you're a mom when... there's goldfish at the bottom of your purse.

You know you're a mom when... you have the ability to not gag during a smelly diaper change or fart in the face.

You know you're a mom when... you can pick your kid's nose without a second thought... ew.

You know you're a mom when... black circles under your eyes are a permanent fixture on your face.

You know you're a mom when... You go out on a date and look down to realize the buttons on your shirt are mis-buttoned... Or better, your shirt is completely inside out.

You know you're a mom when... While shopping you put back the shirt/dress/whatever so that you can get your kid clothes instead.... because they are little and cuter!

You know you're a mom when... you don't get to finish a single meal without sharing with your toddler.

I could not stop laughing while brainstorming these with a friend.... Join me! Comment your own! :)